Funny Buggers: The Best Lines from Australian Stand-up Comedy

The Best Lines from Australian Stand-up Comedy

Karl Chandler is a funny bugger and so are his mates.� In fact, our local talent has been killing it in clubs and festivals the world over.� Lucky for us, these comics have worked around their hectic schedules - setting their alarm clocks for before midday and logging off Twitter - to cough up some of the most pants-wettingly funny stuff you'll read all year.

This is a line-up of the hottest comedians around, giving you a front-row seat to their best material.
I stopped writing a diary when I read Anne Frank's effort.� That genre has been conquered.
HANNAH GADSBY

Television is a very powerful tool.� But then again, so is Eddie McGuire.
GREG FLEET

Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care.� Unless you're at an auction.
DAVE THORNTON

The other day I got a big pile of money and burned it.� Sorry, I mean I joined a gym.
CELIA PACQUOLA

I like to go to the library, get all the books on feng shui out, and put them back in the wrong section.
KARL CHANDLER