Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards

Fueled by the internet and dysfunctional families, the 21st Century is full of complicated relationships that defy traditional greeting cards - until now. Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards handles even the trickiest of encounters and relationships with neither grace, common decency nor respect for one's fellow man or woman. Just honesty. A small sample of "problems solved": • Internet Dates are fatter than they appear • Post (and No) Hook-Up Cards (M4W, W4M) • Erectile Dysfunction (M4W, W4M, Gay Man for Gay Man) • First-time Anal Sex (Giver & Receiver) • Shocking Weight Gain • Excessive PDA • Excessive drinking and / or screwing at work function • Happy Step-Mother’s Day • Your Mom’s a Milf • Slutty Daughter, Slutty Mom • Christmas for Agnostics • Undeserved Promotions • Under-Age Sex • For My Stalker • Bad Wedding Gifts • Get Well Soon (STD’s) • Disappointing Son, Disappointing Father • Mistook you for the help • I slept with your husband • Ugly Babies Created and Written by Michael Griffin