Shark Fin Soup

Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Science Fiction & Fantasy, Fantasy
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Author: Fred Barnett ISBN: 9781370653188
Publisher: Fred Barnett Publication: April 16, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Fred Barnett
ISBN: 9781370653188
Publisher: Fred Barnett
Publication: April 16, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

During a storm, Jesus appeared on a blue tarp upon the deck of The Vinnie Maru, demanding that agent Bernie Benedict find him a date.

Shark Fin Soup
A tale of sharks, gods, cannibals, mad cows and endless love.

Since bygone days, two ancient Pacific cannibal tribes have fought over which of their respective shark gods should rule the Seven Seas. Today, the 3000-year-old Melanesian war has reached the shores of the US.
‘Word on the street’ has it that the shark gods and their peckish followers are gearing up for a final, pay-per-view televised battle which will take place in Jamai-ca Bay, NY, on New Year’s Eve.
Leading up to the match, Interpol agent Bernie ‘The God Whisperer’ Bene-dict and his paranormal crew are watching the body count stack up along US wa-terfronts.
(And Jesus still wants a date.)
Soon, our hero finds himself in dangerous waters as he becomes the ‘prize’ in an over-heated mating game between two powerful deities — the luscious, lust-ful, Fijian shark goddess, Dauna, and her friend, Artemis, the majestic,‘virgin’ goddess of the hunt and moon.
Join the merriment as our hero, Bernie, through divine whoopie, is trans-formed into Cupcaecius, a deified dead ringer for the debonair screen legend Cary Grant.
“Please tell me you’re proud of me, darling. You’re looking at the first new god on Olympus in over five-thousand years!”

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During a storm, Jesus appeared on a blue tarp upon the deck of The Vinnie Maru, demanding that agent Bernie Benedict find him a date.

Shark Fin Soup
A tale of sharks, gods, cannibals, mad cows and endless love.

Since bygone days, two ancient Pacific cannibal tribes have fought over which of their respective shark gods should rule the Seven Seas. Today, the 3000-year-old Melanesian war has reached the shores of the US.
‘Word on the street’ has it that the shark gods and their peckish followers are gearing up for a final, pay-per-view televised battle which will take place in Jamai-ca Bay, NY, on New Year’s Eve.
Leading up to the match, Interpol agent Bernie ‘The God Whisperer’ Bene-dict and his paranormal crew are watching the body count stack up along US wa-terfronts.
(And Jesus still wants a date.)
Soon, our hero finds himself in dangerous waters as he becomes the ‘prize’ in an over-heated mating game between two powerful deities — the luscious, lust-ful, Fijian shark goddess, Dauna, and her friend, Artemis, the majestic,‘virgin’ goddess of the hunt and moon.
Join the merriment as our hero, Bernie, through divine whoopie, is trans-formed into Cupcaecius, a deified dead ringer for the debonair screen legend Cary Grant.
“Please tell me you’re proud of me, darling. You’re looking at the first new god on Olympus in over five-thousand years!”

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