The Bad Driver's Handbook
A Guide to Being Bad
Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
| Author: | Hank Roll | ISBN: | 9781491710814 |
| Publisher: | iUniverse | Publication: | October 23, 2013 |
| Imprint: | iUniverse | Language: | English |
| Author: | Hank Roll |
| ISBN: | 9781491710814 |
| Publisher: | iUniverse |
| Publication: | October 23, 2013 |
| Imprint: | iUniverse |
| Language: | English |
The Top Ten Ways to Identify BAD DRIVERS
10 There are birds, cats and motorcycle helmets stuck in their radiator grill.
9 The bullet holes in their trunk are patched with band aids.
8 They run thru red lights and Stop signs but stop for Bars.
7 They sneer and give the finger to Speed Limit signs.
6 Their WANTED posters are autographed.
5 They weave in and out of opposing traffic.
4 Their vehicle is held together with Bumper Stickers.
3 .They have gun racks on their dashboard, doors and steering wheel.
2 They are in front of you going too damn slow or behind you riding your bumper.
1 They are texting, eating, talking on their cell phone, watching tv and drinking
while driving.
The Top Ten Ways to Identify BAD DRIVERS
10 There are birds, cats and motorcycle helmets stuck in their radiator grill.
9 The bullet holes in their trunk are patched with band aids.
8 They run thru red lights and Stop signs but stop for Bars.
7 They sneer and give the finger to Speed Limit signs.
6 Their WANTED posters are autographed.
5 They weave in and out of opposing traffic.
4 Their vehicle is held together with Bumper Stickers.
3 .They have gun racks on their dashboard, doors and steering wheel.
2 They are in front of you going too damn slow or behind you riding your bumper.
1 They are texting, eating, talking on their cell phone, watching tv and drinking
while driving.
