The Cat Who Sat on Her Fat, Lazy Butt All Day

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Jeremy Hawkins ISBN: 9781301775088
Publisher: Jeremy Hawkins Publication: September 27, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Jeremy Hawkins
ISBN: 9781301775088
Publisher: Jeremy Hawkins
Publication: September 27, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

You may have read stories about cats who do all sorts of remarkable things. Cats who save lives. Cats who solve crimes. Cats who go on exciting and heartwarming adventures with dogs or farm animals.

This story, alas, is not about one of those cats. This story (and I use the term loosely) is about a fat, lazy furball who lolls about the apartment all day in sybaritic bliss, while her human owner (a.k.a. her servant) sees to her every need.

A 1,700-word story.

Contains very harsh language, most of it directed at a blissfully oblivious pussycat.

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You may have read stories about cats who do all sorts of remarkable things. Cats who save lives. Cats who solve crimes. Cats who go on exciting and heartwarming adventures with dogs or farm animals.

This story, alas, is not about one of those cats. This story (and I use the term loosely) is about a fat, lazy furball who lolls about the apartment all day in sybaritic bliss, while her human owner (a.k.a. her servant) sees to her every need.

A 1,700-word story.

Contains very harsh language, most of it directed at a blissfully oblivious pussycat.

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